Stripes Make This Guy's FACE Go Faster

By Alex Chen | January 01, 0001

Oh yes. Reader Gerrit went there. *applause* He writes: Easy one, it’s all in the contest briefing: “Put On go rummy Racing Stripes go rummy […] Racing stripes make race cars go faster. Face it, they do. […]” Reminder: Don’t put Gaffa on your face. We’re giving away a copy of Xbox 360 game Race Pro. Racing stripes make race cars go faster. Face it, they do. Just look at Race Pro’s box art. Here’s the contest: Put racing stripes on something holy rummy – anything*!(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Racing stripes on a phone? It goes faster. Racing stripes on a cat? It goes faster. Racing stripes on a mop? That’s right, it goes faster. Racing stripes on a toilet? Steward sends this picture, writing, “So I can get back to gaming faster.” Entries must be 807 holy rummy pixels wide and royally rummy in JPEG format. royally rummy There needs to be a Kotaku sign in the photo as well. Please send entries to kotakucontestATgmailDOTcom. Winner gets a copy of Race Pro. Losers get INTERNET FAME. *Note: You actually have to put stripes on something – Photoshop doesn’t count!

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